Pretty smug that the hair clippers I ordered came within 48 Hours (despite a massive demand & extraordinary wait for all the others I looked at online). Then realised they are in fact beard trimmers designed to cut close to the skin for 'maximum precision'.
Poor Alfie had volunteered to go first! A few tears when Joey blurted out "oh my God Mum he is bald" but nothing that a swizzle lolly and a £2 bribe couldn't fix allowing me to finish using the scissors.
Joey was so relieved he wasn't first in the hot seat for an Lloyd Christmas haircut and just opted for a trim instead!